Every day I'm bitchslappin': Things parents forget to tell their children:

feelingsareboring:

• Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
• Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
• Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you…

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How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.

egifany:

onedirectionownsmysexlife:

directionersinnarnia:

you sir are my hero

idk how many times i’ve reblogged this

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When someone you don’t like tries to comfort you.

smile4meh:

pleasedontleadmeon:

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

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“When I first got to New York, my feet hit the sidewalk and you’d have thought I was born and raised there. I took over that town. None of my friends took me seriously. I came home and announced, ‘I’m going to move to New York,’ and they were like ‘OK.’ Then when I did, they kept waiting for me to fail and come back. But I knew I wouldn’t. I was like, ‘I’ll show you.’” - Jennifer Lawrence

tonystark-naked:

she was so pretty and then omfg what even hapenehahhsjabaaksn

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theneverendingdrums:

#i would ride you like a harley #keep the helmet #i assume i’ll need something to hold on to

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pizzaforpresident:

omfg why am i laughing this is so stupid

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